Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Never joke about your clitoris.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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