im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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