come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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