Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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