my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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