8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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