And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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