I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I think a kid would responsible me up
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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