i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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