it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
