singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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