Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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