That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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