I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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