What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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