After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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