ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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