physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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