I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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