its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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