She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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