no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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