Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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