If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Randomize
