soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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