hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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