I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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