I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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