your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
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the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.