Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
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he shaved USA in his pubs
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
40s are totally the cure
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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