There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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