i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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