i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
