If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
i think i just lost a toe
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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