Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Couch. On fire.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
