It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
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