4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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