You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
3pm strippers are depressing
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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