1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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