found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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