In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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