Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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