I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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