Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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