She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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