I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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