Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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