Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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