This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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