I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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Did I show you my penis last night?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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