I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
My day in three words: secret purse cake
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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