Please, let me fuck your mom
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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