i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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