I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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