Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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