I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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